RemiCoffeeThread

[simplynoir]

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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 

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For those uninformed and not wanting to google it's accounting humor

[coldfusion]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 

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Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks

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Remi, what he's trying to tell you is that it's AMEX math. 

[simplynoir]

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@coldfusion wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 

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Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks

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Remi, what he's trying to tell you is that it's AMEX math. 

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I don't know whether to be amused or insulted at this comparison

[Remedios]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 

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Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks

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I'm gonna print it, throw it at my accountant and tell him he's a failure 😂

He won't even blink 😐

[simplynoir]

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@Remedios wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 

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Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks

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I'm gonna print it, throw it at my accountant and tell him he's a failure 😂

He won't even blink 😐

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He'll probably ask if you're sticking to your financial plan and make you sit through a 3 hr Powerpoint explaining why you're not on track unless you stop eating cow

[Remedios]

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@coldfusion wrote:

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 

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Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks

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Remi, what he's trying to tell you is that it's AMEX math. 

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Oh I   get it now 

It's the accounting where  your numbers add up for 11 months and 30 days. 

[Remedios]

Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

[simplynoir]

For a robot he sounds like he's mastered non-verbal communication. Impressive

[coldfusion]

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@Remedios wrote:

Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

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<decides he doesn't want to visit HR today> 

[coldfusion]

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@Remedios wrote:

Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

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From now on he shall be referred to as Old Stone Face