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simplynoir
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread


@Remedios wrote:

@simplynoir wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@coldfusion wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

 

 

 


From now on he shall be referred to as Old Stone Face 


I don't know if you were around when I shared The Accountant stories 

 

 

I've lived through a war, I have crazy family, I immigrated here at 19, all alone...

I'd like to think of myself as relatively fearless with two exceptions, planes and the accountant. 

I don't argue with either. Just cower and whatever happens, happens. 

Sometimes I try to say something, but then he raises his hand, so I don't. He also sends me home with homework. At least planes don't do that. 

 

He's Ben Stein, only drier. A lot drier. Like Ben Stein mummified 

(former forensic accountant for Chase Smiley Frustrated)


When you started off with that I was thinking of the movie and now can't unsee your accountant being like that IRL


Add 35 years and something like that. I'd be lost without him

That's why he gives me homework 

Guy literally said " When I get rid of few of you, I'll be able to retire" Smiley LOL

He's doing everything in his power to lessen my reliance on him. I've known him since 2007. 

 

 


Tickles me something fierce you didn't take that personally Heart

 

When I try to do that with some of my friends/clients they give me a dirty look like I'm trying to lighten my workload Smiley Indifferent

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Remedios
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread

Well, it is personal but funny

 

I tried singing Dream On for him, but I was sober and high notes were not happening

Sounded like Daisy Duck at kindergarten recital 

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coldfusion
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread

 

I have your coffee ready. New container of half-n-half too!

 

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Remedios
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread


@coldfusion wrote:

 

I have your coffee ready. New container of half-n-half too!

 

25+ best ideas about Dad mug on Pinterest | Gifts for dad ...


 

 

That mug is not lying at all.  Berries yolo breakfast

 

Berry Breakfast Bake.jpg

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Anonymous
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread


@Remedios wrote:

@coldfusion wrote:

 

I have your coffee ready. New container of half-n-half too!

 

25+ best ideas about Dad mug on Pinterest | Gifts for dad ...


 

 

That mug is not lying at all.  Berries yolo breakfast

 

Berry Breakfast Bake.jpg


This is a big NO NO ... teasing people this early in the morning ! Smiley Sad

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Remedios
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread

Did it make you hungry?
I can get you your own berry breakfast
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coldfusion
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread


@Anonymous wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

@coldfusion wrote:

 

I have your coffee ready. New container of half-n-half too!

 

25+ best ideas about Dad mug on Pinterest | Gifts for dad ...


 

 

That mug is not lying at all.  Berries yolo breakfast

 

Berry Breakfast Bake.jpg


This is a big NO NO ... teasing people this early in the morning ! Smiley Sad


How do you think I feel lol 

 

 

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K-in-Boston
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread

I was wondering where the coffee and breakfast went. Now I know where to bring the Quaker Instant Oatmeal packets.

 

The airport was Vladivostok. We had a “Kevin!” moment and told him to go to Korean Airlines desk for rebooking. He went to North Korean Airlines instead. 🤦🏼‍♂️ 

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Brian_Earl_Spilner
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread

Hi.

 

I was told to go hang out in smorg for a couple of days.

    
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Remedios
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Re: RemiCoffeeThread

Seriously, go check on your phone 

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