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@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 


For those uninformed and not wanting to google it's accounting humor

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@Dinosaur wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 


Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks Smiley Happy


Remi, what he's trying to tell you is that it's AMEX math. 



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@the_old_curmudgeon wrote:

@Dinosaur wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 


Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks Smiley Happy


Remi, what he's trying to tell you is that it's AMEX math. 


I don't know whether to be amused or insulted at this comparison Smiley LOL

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@Dinosaur wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 


Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks Smiley Happy


I'm gonna print it, throw it at my accountant and tell him he's a failure 😂

 

He won't even blink 😐

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@Remedios wrote:

@Dinosaur wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 


Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks Smiley Happy


I'm gonna print it, throw it at my accountant and tell him he's a failure 😂

 

He won't even blink 😐


He'll probably ask if you're sticking to your financial plan and make you sit through a 3 hr Powerpoint explaining why you're not on track unless you stop eating cow

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@the_old_curmudgeon wrote:

@Dinosaur wrote:

@Remedios wrote:

I had to google  GAAP 


Ok "Generally Accepted Accounting Principles" for the financial folks Smiley Happy


Remi, what he's trying to tell you is that it's AMEX math. 


 

 

Oh I   get it now 

 

It's the accounting where  your numbers add up for 11 months and 30 days. 

 

 

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Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

 

 

 

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For a robot he sounds like he's mastered non-verbal communication. Impressive

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@Remedios wrote:

Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

 

 

 


<decides he doesn't want to visit HR today> 



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@Remedios wrote:

Well, he's adhering to 3.) Principle of Sincerity by raising his head, lowering his glasses and looking at me like 

" You did what" while remaining expressionless. 

 

I swear he bathes his face in botox. I've never seen a single muscle move. 

 

 

 


From now on he shall be referred to as Old Stone Face 



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